“When Desiderata Hollow was a girl, her grandmother had given her four important pieces of advice to guide her young footsteps on the unexpectedly twisting pathway of life.
They were:
Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows,
Always get the young man’s name and address,
Never get between two mirrors,
And always wear completely clean underwear every day because you never knew when you were going to be knocked down and killed by a runaway horse and if people found you had unsatisfactory underwear on, you’d die of shame.” Witches abroad, Terry Pratchett
They were:
Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows,
Always get the young man’s name and address,
Never get between two mirrors,
And always wear completely clean underwear every day because you never knew when you were going to be knocked down and killed by a runaway horse and if people found you had unsatisfactory underwear on, you’d die of shame.” Witches abroad, Terry Pratchett
